Stupid Girls Are Ugly is profane, naked, grotesque, sophomoric, brilliant, arrogant, brash, irrational, overwrought, eloquent, American music. It does not give two flying fucks about your opinion, sensitivity to language, taste, or your feelings in general.
It was composed by the lyricist (or rather "liar") himself, Colter MF Raines. The sonofabitch is such an abhorrent control freak that only Lee Dyess can put up with him. As you might have guessed, Lee is the owner and operator of Earthsound Recording in Valdosta, GA, where he engineered, mixed, and mastered Stupid Girls Are Ugly in May 2017. Colter and his robots performed all of the glorious self-produced music contained herein, enlisting only the help of a trio of highly original, good-spirited and intelligent guest vocalists: Dusti Hall, Danielle Sutton, and Demeshia Whitaker.
Thanks are really due to only the aforementioned people and no one else. I mean, they are the reason this thing got made. What the fuck did you do? Right. Nothing. Shut up.
...however, in hopes of not coming across as too crass, thanks are always given to anyone that listens, and I sincerely cannot thank you, reading this, enough for listening to this music.
Stupid Girls Are Ugly is dedicated to Alec Seagrave, the sexiest man I've met. Seriously, if you like music then listen to anything this man makes.
released July 10, 2017
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